Mar 18, 2012 12:00AM

Ala

What women want.

I have a theory that Parisian women don't really wear high heels (with the exception of the team at French Vogue). My friends didn't believe me until one day I sat down in a cafe with one of them and we counted, for an hour or so, the amount of women wearing heels. In that time about two women out of 100* walked past wearing heels.

Well my no high heel theory was shot to hell last week. I attended an Ala

Alice Cavanagh

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