Dec 14, 2010 12:00AM

Contributor Classifieds: Mike Piscitelli

Photographer seeks tall, intelligent, karaoke-loving female.

It takes a lot of talented people to put together a magazine. Photographer Mike Piscitelli is one of them.

Mike Piscitelli is a photographer/filmmaker who loves making things and lives between Venice, CA and Sydney. He shoots for organisations and publications such as Kenny Powers for K-Swiss, Insight, Details, Nylon, Ksubi, Esquire and Spin; makes music videos for Iggy Pop, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy and John Frusciante; and just finished a feature length documentary about Ozzy Osbourne; but for his first pay cheque he worked as an assistant on porn films to learn how to use lighting.

He likes a partner who is female, especially if they're smart, tall and rich (not in that order). On a first date he hopes you'll add to the awkwardness with a multitude of inappropriate sexual, racist and or disabled jokes.

What he lacks in looks, charm and personality, he makes up for with a relentless approach to karaoke, so Mike is currently single and accepting applications for potential mates at youwontfindithere@gmail.com. Please include photo, resume and your top ten films.

www.mikepiscitelli.com

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