First up, Scarlett Johansson gives us further confirmation that she is the master of the bedroom eye — see her most recent campaign for Dolce & Gabbana beauty above.
Kanye has made another guest appearance on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Whereas last time he tried to melt into a wall with all the panache of a courting adolescent, this time he gives girlfriend Kim a "full style makeover".
Kim explains that her designer boyfriend has "definitely inspired me to want to, like, be a bit more of an individual." They go through her wardrobe, he scoffs at a godforsaken fur-embellished perspex handbag, and says, "Oh, hell no!" when she begs to keep one of her many pairs of ugly shoes.
Explaining that he grew up on 80s "uh... magazines" and likes natural-looking women (Kim counters that she doesn't), he replaces all of her old clothes with new ones that he has chosen. Kanyeisms abound. Speaking of a green dress that his live fit-model — Kim — is wearing, he says (impersonating New Kim), "It's like, 'Yo, I'm getting on best dressed lists now, I'm steppin' all into this territory.'"
In other news, a teaser video for Carine Roitfeld's CR Fashion Book has been released and it's so fashions it hurts. It shows Carine teetering around in stilettos on cobblestones between shows, exchanging niceties with Karl Lagerfeld, and being papped, along with behind-the-scenes footage from shoots that will be in the magazine.
Images of her M.A.C capsule collection have also hit the internet before it drops in store next week. The line includes all the necessities for doing a DIY smokey eye, as well as foundation, nail polish, and star-shaped stencils, all of which come in CR-emblazoned packaging.
A first look at Maison Martin Margiela for H&M has also surfaced online. An architectural, asymmetrical Margiela-from-a-mile-away red dress acts as a first taste of the collection, which will hit stores on November 15.
A naked/pregnant Mariacarla Boscono appears in
LOVE magazine, shot by Mert & Marcus. We didn't even know that she was with child, but
Vogue Brasil
apparently reported the news that she was eight months pregnant back in June, meaning she would have already given birth.

Finally, Victoria's Secret, creators of the totally ridiculous $1.5 million Fantasy Bra as once modeled by Miranda Kerr and a puppy dog, are facing a US$15 million lawsuit. Its former hoisery supplier, Zephyrs, is claiming that Victoria's Secret is using their packaging but selling a cheaper, crappier product.

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