Apr 23, 2010 12:00AM

krump up the weekend

I plan on getting atrocious at this party on Saturday. No, really, you'll have to scrape me off the floor AND ceiling by the end of the night. Exclamation Point do some of the best parties in Sydney because the dirt-cheap drinks are served by hella-hot trannies, and the music is like "Oh, I'm dying of dehydration and I want to stop dancing after this s,,, AHHH! I love this one!" And then you faint on the d-floor and it'd be embarrassing if it wasn't so funny. Anyway, you should go. Especially if you're cute.

-Alyx Gorman

Oystermag

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