Nov 20, 2012 4:43PM

Listen: Lil B's Cat Makes Rap Debut

Choupette ain't got shit on this adopted tabby.

Lil B continues to both subvert boundaries and spread joy and happiness via his latest release — a rap track starring his cat KeKe. Lil B himself is even featured, but please note that centrestage is given to the feline. The song sounds like it was designed to be the soundtrack to having a heart attack during a laser tag game while on tripstacy, although we cannot confirm if this was KeKe's artistic intention (seeing as KeKe is a cat, and cannot actually talk). The song, eloquently named 'KeKe The Adopted Tabby Cat MAKES HISTORY! FIRST ANIMAL IN HIP HOP! FEAT LIL B!!!', is further proof that Lil B really is the God of The Internet.

Here is the description from the YouTube video, unadulterated by the rules of grammar:
 
"PRODUCED BY LIL B! THIS IS AMAZIING!!! HOW WAS THIS DONE? KEKE THE ADOPTED TABBY CAT, SOME CALL HER KEKE THE BASED CAT HAS MADE HISTORY! WITH HER PROUD FRIEND LIL B, THEY BOTH ARE EXTREMLY HAPPY TO SPREAD LOVE WITH HUMANS AND ANIMALS TOGETHER, KEKE HAS WAITED A LONG TIME AND SAID THERE IS MORE COMING SOON MABY, LETS TAKE OUR TIME, TODAY ITS THANK YOU BASEDGOD FIRST, THEN THANK YOU LIL B... NOW THANK YOU KEKE — Lil B."
 
And now here is the best thing you have heard all day:

In the words of YouTube user Godly Jesus, "I haven't heard flow this aggressive and raw since 50 Cent's first album."

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