Molly Soda's Top 10 ASOS Picks
Dress like the Queen of The Internet.
Molly Soda is the Queen of Tumblr. Her page is like a digital high school locker, decorated with a wild fusion of cultural symbols — flashing GIFs, photos of Britney Spears, screenshots from TV shows you watched when you were 12, fetish porn, Taylor Swift sound embeds, and selfies with her pet rats. Not only does Molly Soda always have the greatest hair, but she is also a bourgeoning video performance artist/back-up dancer/advice columnist/Twitter star.
We featured her and her friends in Oyster #101: Let's Get Digital (out now!) and when we asked her to send through some webcam shots of herself for this piece she promptly responded with two JPEGs and said "I have plenty more where that came from." What a legend. Here, from her bedroom in Chicago, Molly tells us her Top 10 picks from ASOS:
1. Lazy Oaf Flowers Knitted Jumper $123.13
I could see myself rolling out of bed and throwing this on every single day this winter. It's like a cheerful reminder that springtime is around the corner!
2. ASOS Revive Unitard In Digital Robot Print $79.16
I think 'sexy robot' should be my next fashion phase. Going to wear this and pretend I'm from 2083.
3. Toga Pulla Black Buckle Ankle Boots $598.06
Wait, now iI'm changing my mind, maybe my next look should be 'sexy robot cowgirl'.
4. Sister By Sibling Pom Pom Aran Beanie $307.83
I can't stop thinking about this beanie, it is so cute. I think I might have had a dream about it last night. It's like the grown-up but somehow sillier version of an animal hat.
5. ASOS Midi Skirt in Woodland Print $87.95
The print on this skirt is so incredible, I feel like I'd put it on and instantly turn into a little forest sprite.
6. House Of Holland For Pretty Polly Super Suspender $21.11
These are perfect. I love the way a garter belt with thigh highs looks but I hate actually wearing it out — I always feel like the thigh highs are pushing too tight on my legs and the garter belt is restricting my movement. Throwing out my garter belt and buying a pair of these instead.
7. House of Holland Oversized Tee Dress in Silk Zig Zag $334.21
Throw on this dress and you're instantly the hot babe version of Charlie Brown. Obviously I'm into it.
8. The Rodnik Band Shift Dress with Octopus Print $281.44
I imagine myself wearing this on some rich person's yacht in Maine drinking clam chowder out of a martini glass through a straw. ^.^!!
9. Diesel Sheer Knitted Maxi Dress $175.90
I'm all for a completely see-through ankle length dress. It's overtly sexy but still remains somewhat demure all at the same time.
10. ASOS Leggings with Jewel Print $43.98
Next level, wear jewels on your legs instead of your fingers.
Words: Molly Soda
Introduction: Ingrid Kesa