Sep 12, 2011 12:00AM

NYFW Review in Haiku: The Row

The world's first haiku about the Olsen twins that doesn't mention the Olsen twins.

the guestlist was small

less flashes, keep it business

just 22 looks

still air, open space

now, would we wear the pyjamas?

the rest of it, yes

nick cave inspired

not that nick cave, but another one

tibetan princess

a whipped cream dream

the suiting, the fabric, the folds

no bow at the end

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