Jun 08, 2011 12:00AM
top 5: ways to acclimatise this winter
Beat the chill!
1) Say yes to global warming! Don't trust celebrities. With old Jack Frost finally settling in, it's time to crank up those energy inefficient heating devices and fast track the production of greenhouse gases for a toastier tomorrow.
2) Live vicariously through the wisdom of Nelly's enduring classic 'Hot in Herre'.
3) Swallow your sartorial shame and buy a Snuggie. Hey, if it's good enough for Oprah...
4) Take a lesson from Bear Grylls. No, we're not suggesting you prepare yourself a piping hot mug of urine. Harness the skills of your caveman ancestors and learn how to make a roaring fire!
5) Man up! You may be cold, but in the immortal words of Ben Folds, there's always someone cooler than you.
Words: Lillian McKnight
Oystermag
