Watch: Insane Clown Posse Critique Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe'
This is real life.
Two of the very charming members from Insane Clown Posse have taken it upon themselves to review Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe' video. Why? Nobody knows. Maybe they were just in a good mood after the recent Gathering of the Juggalos? They just love to keep fans guessing — like that time they forgot to tell everyone they were evangelical christians, despite imaginative lyrics like, "Barrels in your mouth/bullets to your head/The back of your neck's all over the shed/Boomshacka boom chop chop bang."
Watch in awe as the sticky-faced heroes of reactionary America, who go by Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, call her "Carly Simons" and comment that they "would hit that", except that "she's probably like 15". Violent J is especially on fire in the self-deprecating department, comparing himself to an overweight landscape gardener who moves in slow motion. Shaggy 2 Dope, meanwhile, is busy laughing at his own jokes and mistaking every guy for a "chick" or "twins". But what do the hairy duo think of the male love interest's gayness? Contrary to what anyone (and everyone) would expect, the fellas are all for it! "That was great; good writing" says Violent J. Meanwhile Shaggy 2 Dope is all like, "talk about a twist at the end. He turned out to be gay and the dude was like 'hell yeah dog'".