Feb 23, 2012 12:00AM

Watch: Inside Joan Rivers' Closet

These are bags from the Year One. I think I carried this one when I was dating Moses.

Most women in their 70s prefer a nice pair of slacks, but Joan Rivers isn't most women. The 78-year-old actress/comedian/all-round awesome lady is Time Out New York's latest Closet Case, taking the magazine inside her "typical New York closet." We wouldn't go quite so far as to call the space "tiny", but it's certainly more edited than you might expect from someone who has been living in New York accumulating clothing since 1933. "These are bags from the Year One", she declares, "I think I carried this one when I was dating Moses."

A practical balance between plain black basics and luxurious vintage furs, with plenty of ostentatious jewellery thrown in to the mix, it appears Rivers spends as much time rearranging her closet as she does her face. Trays of perfectly arranged pairs of earrings glide out of well-oiled drawers, and if she discovers that a certain jacket goes with a certain necklace she'll place that necklace in a snap-lock bag and pin it to the jacket's hanger. But it's not all about meticulous coordination. "Anyone who takes fashion serious is a fool. What's the worst that could happen? You're going to go out and put something on, and you're going to look like an idiot? So What! You can take it off."

And if you didn't love her enough already, she buys shoes at Payless and attacks expensive vintage clothing with the same ruthlessness as she does other celebrities. Who else but Rivers would have the balls to chop the hem off a Valentino gown?

Also peek into Courtney Love's closet.

Words: Hannah Ongley

www.newyork.timeout.com

News & Features

Interview: Janelle Monáe

"I've already gone out to 30, so I already KNOW where I see myself in 10 years from now."


In the Studio with Beni Single for Adidas

"I'm a very curious motherfucker."


Listen to 5 (Five!) New Songs From The xx

Does this mean the new album is almost ready? Fingers crossed!


Bally Love #2 by Olaf Breuning Giveaway

Win a Bally 'Bopper' bag worth $850!


Cannes Film Review: Lawless

Nick Cave wrote the script and score for this bloodthirsty tale set in the prohibition era.


Kanye West to Debut Cruel Summer at Cannes

Will play across seven screens simultaneously.


Oyster #98: Your Song

What comes to mind when you think of a songwriter?


Oyster #98: Blood Orange

"I don't really claim to know what it’s like to be a girl."


Oyster #98: #1 Crush

For our Music Issue, we asked some of our friends who their idols in music are.


Calvin Klein Women In Film Cannes Party

Diane Kruger, Lara Stone, Naomi Watts, Alec Baldwin and more.


Top 10: Gwen Stefani

In honour of No Doubt's new album coming out this year.


Bill Brewster is Here to Play

The DJHistory.com co-founder is in Australia for the first time ever.


Ezra Miller Wins Chopard Trophy at Cannes

For being a babe who massacres people.


Watch: The xx Perform a New Song

Is the new album finally coming out?


RIP Donna Summer

We remember the Queen of Disco with a playlist.


Exclusive: Alice McCall Pre-Summer 2013 Campaign

Kaila Hart shot by Thom Kerr.


ASOS Next Season AW12 Preview

Sneak peek Oyster's favourite women's and men's looks before they go on sale!


Agyness Deyn Cast in Film Adaptation

The model will play a Scottish farm girl in an adaptation of a Scottish novel.


See Tom Cruise, Abbey Lee & Edita's Entire W Editorial

But be warned that you can't unsee it.


Oyster #98: Technologic Behind-The-Scenes Video

Go behind-the-scenes on the shoot from our Music Issue.


Chanel Cruise 12/13 Runway

Plus photos of Alice Dellal, Tilda Swinton and Vanessa Paradis.


Exclusive: Friend of Mine SS12/13 Behind-The-Scenes & Interview

Sneak peek the new lookbook shot by Bec Parsons and styled by Imogene Barron, starring Nicole Pollard.


Chanel Cruise 12/13 Beauty Looks

Make-up inspired by Marie Antoinette.


Ksubi 'Bad Sports' SS12/13 Lookbook

Leg it in style this season.


Watch: Daphne Guinness Cover Patti Smith

The beer heiress plans to record an album of rock 'n' roll and opera.